Local Man Achieves Inner Peace After Finally Admitting He Hates Cilantro
A local man reports newfound emotional clarity after publicly admitting his long-hidden hatred of cilantro.
cooking
Read Full News
Local Man’s Sourdough Starter Now Has More Life Goals Than He Does
A local man admits his sourdough starter has achieved more personal growth and consistency than he has in years.
Local Man’s Sourdough Starter Now Has More Life Goals Than He Does
A Boise man says his 14-month-old sourdough starter has developed more consistency, ambition, and personal growth than he has.
Local Man’s Attempt to Cook Elaborate Valentine’s Dinner Results in Fire Department, Hazmat Team, and Minor Diplomatic Incident
A romantic dinner attempt triggers emergency response teams and minor international confusion after amateur chef creates mysterious purple smoke and ‘new state of matter.’
Local Man’s Sourdough Starter Declared Sovereign Nation by International Community
A man’s sourdough starter has been granted international recognition as an independent nation following months of diplomatic tensions in his kitchen.
Local Man’s Sourdough Starter Achieves Sentience, Demands Better Living Conditions
A Portland man’s sourdough starter has gained consciousness and is now organizing other fermented foods in a kitchen counter labor dispute.
Local Man’s Sourdough Starter Achieves Sentience, Demands Better Living Conditions
A Portland man’s pandemic sourdough starter has gained consciousness and is now making increasingly demanding requests for premium ingredients and better living conditions.
Local Man’s Sourdough Starter Declares Independence, Establishes Microstate in Kitchen Counter
A Portland man’s sourdough starter has declared independence and established its own sovereign nation on his kitchen counter, complete with diplomatic relations with fermented foods.
Local Man’s Attempt to Follow Recipe Results in Discovery of New State of Matter
A Springfield man’s cooking mishap has accidentally created a new state of matter that physicists say challenges the fundamental laws of physics.
Local Man Discovers Cooking Shows Not Actually Sufficient Substitute for Actual Cooking Skills
Three years of binge-watching cooking shows failed to prevent local man from creating what witnesses described as “aggressively sad vegetables” during his first actual cooking attempt.
- 1
- 2