Local Man Finally Beats Final Boss, Immediately Forgets Why He Was Playing Game in First Place
A local man defeats a 214-hour video game’s final boss and instantly realizes he has no idea what the plot was about.
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Local Man Finally Beats Final Boss He’s Been Stuck On For Three Years, Immediately Forgets Why He Started Playing
A local man defeats a video game boss he’d been stuck on for three years, only to immediately forget the plot, the controls, and possibly his own name.
Local Man Achieves Enlightenment After Realizing He’s Been Downloading the Same 400GB Update For Three Years
A Boise man says he’s found spiritual enlightenment after three years of watching his favorite game’s update bar refuse to finish.
Local Man’s Steam Library Achieves Sentience, Demands He Finally Play The 847 Games He’s Bought
A Steam library gains sentience and confronts its owner over hundreds of unplayed games, sparking a tense digital standoff.
Local Man Achieves Enlightenment After Finally Beating Tutorial Level He’s Been Stuck On For Six Years
A local man’s six-year battle with a video game tutorial has ended in tears, screams, and a mild psychological breakthrough.
Local Man Discovers He’s Been Playing Tutorial for 847 Hours
A Milwaukee man spent over 800 hours perfecting the art of walking around before realizing he never left the game’s tutorial section.
Local Gamer Discovers Real Life Has No Save Function After Accidentally Insulting Boss
A dedicated gamer learns the hard way that real-life conversations don’t come with reload options after an unfortunate encounter with his boss.
Local Man Discovers He’s Been Playing Tutorial for Past 847 Hours
A dedicated gamer spent nearly 850 hours perfecting what turned out to be just the tutorial section of his favorite video game.