Town Council Approves Emergency Funding to Make ‘Welcome To Millbrook’ Sign 12% Friendlier
Millbrook’s town council approves $38,000 to make its welcome sign ‘friendlier,’ sparking a heated debate over fonts, waves, and a decades-old pothole.
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Town Council Debates Whether Pothole Has Achieved Sentience After Third Year of Being Ignored
A small town’s town council spends months debating a legendary pothole that residents have begun treating like a beloved local celebrity.
Town Council Votes Unanimously to Rename Pothole After Beloved Former Mayor
A small town honors its former mayor by naming a decade-old pothole after him, citing his ‘lasting impact’ on the community.
Local Man Achieves Minor Celebrity Status After Correctly Guessing Number of Jellybeans in Jar at County Fair
A Maplethorpe man’s uncannily accurate jellybean guess has turned him into the small town’s newest folk hero.
Local Newspaper Runs Out of News, Begins Reporting on Individual Leaves Falling
A small-town newspaper has begun reporting on individual falling leaves after running out of actual news to cover.