Local man builds a 47-tab spreadsheet complete with a weighted probability index to determine whether he’s officially dating his girlfriend of three weeks.
A local man’s radically honest dating profile has sparked international concern and, oddly, a surge in matches.
A local man ditches the swipe-and-chat routine for a full slideshow presentation, complete with pie charts and footnotes, in his quest for love.
A Portland man’s decision to create a completely honest dating profile has resulted in zero matches, baffling scientists and relationship experts worldwide.
A man’s overly complex dating profile bio has become so self-aware that scientists fear it may collapse into a singularity of existential dread.
Local bachelor achieves unprecedented feat of zero dating app matches after six months of what he calls ‘honest self-presentation.’
A Milwaukee woman’s secret Excel-based approach to relationship management leaves her boyfriend questioning the true meaning of romance and data-driven love.
Area man spends 400 hours perfecting dating profile that expertly balances generic interests with calculated vulnerability to achieve maximum algorithmic appeal.
A Portland man’s overly introspective dating profile has reportedly collapsed into a black hole of self-awareness, prompting evacuations and concerns from quantum physicists.
A local man has revolutionized his dating success by replacing his bio with a screenshot of his impressive credit score, leading to a 400% increase in matches.