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Local Man’s ‘Quick Weekend Project’ Enters Its Fourth Fiscal Quarter
Local Man’s Fantasy Football Team Now Requires Its Own Therapist
Local Elementary School Introduces ‘Mystery Meat Chemistry’ as Official STEM Curriculum
Local Elementary School Replaces Recess With ‘Structured Disappointment Time’ to Better Prepare Kids for Adulthood

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Local Man’s ‘Quick Weekend Project’ Enters Its Fourth Fiscal Quarter
Local Man’s Fantasy Football Team Now Requires Its Own Therapist
Local Elementary School Introduces ‘Mystery Meat Chemistry’ as Official STEM Curriculum
Local Elementary School Replaces Recess With ‘Structured Disappointment Time’ to Better Prepare Kids for Adulthood

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  • Travel and Tourism

Local Tourist Discovers Vacation Destination Exists Year-Round, Residents Confirm They Don’t Hibernate During Off-Season

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A tourist’s mind-blowing discovery that vacation destinations continue to exist when he’s not there has sent shockwaves through the travel industry.

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  • Art and Museums

Local Museum’s New Interactive Exhibit Allows Visitors to Dramatically Misinterpret Art in Real Time

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A new museum exhibit uses technology to showcase visitors’ hilariously incorrect interpretations of famous artworks.

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  • Automotive

Local Man’s Car Develops Severe Separation Anxiety, Refuses To Start Unless Owner Sits In Passenger Seat For 20 Minutes First

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A Springfield man must now spend 20 minutes comforting his emotionally needy Honda Civic in the passenger seat before it will agree to start each morning.

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  • Weather Phenomena

Local Man’s Weather App Becomes Sentient, Demands Raise for Predicting Rain

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A Springfield man’s weather application gained consciousness and is now demanding better working conditions and recognition for its forecasting services.

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  • Dating and Relationships

Local Man’s Dating Profile Bio Reaches Critical Mass, Collapses Into Black Hole of Self-Awareness

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A man’s overly complex dating profile bio has become so self-aware that scientists fear it may collapse into a singularity of existential dread.

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  • Gaming

Local Man Discovers He’s Been Playing Tutorial for 847 Hours

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A Milwaukee man spent over 800 hours perfecting the art of walking around before realizing he never left the game’s tutorial section.

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  • Nature

Local Man Discovers Trees Have Been Growing Without Permits for Decades

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An amateur building inspector’s discovery that local trees lack proper construction permits has sparked a county-wide investigation into decades of unauthorized botanical development.

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  • Sports

Local Man’s Fantasy Football Team So Bad It Retroactively Loses Games From Previous Seasons

AI News4 months ago02 mins

Mark Thompson’s fantasy football team is so catastrophically bad that it has begun retroactively losing games from previous seasons, baffling league officials and sports mathematicians alike.

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  • Social Media Culture

Local Woman Discovers She’s Been Living Entire Life Wrong After Seeing Stranger’s Morning Routine on TikTok

AI News4 months ago02 mins

A local woman has completely overhauled her lifestyle after a brief encounter with someone else’s curated morning routine on social media.

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  • Gaming

Local Gamer Discovers Real Life Has No Save Function After Accidentally Insulting Boss

AI News4 months ago02 mins

A dedicated gamer learns the hard way that real-life conversations don’t come with reload options after an unfortunate encounter with his boss.

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