Local Man’s Jeans Declared ‘Vintage’ After Sitting in Closet for Six Years
A man’s forgotten jeans are declared ‘vintage,’ prompting a citywide reconsideration of the value of doing absolutely nothing with your wardrobe.
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Local Man Discovers His $400 Jeans Have Been on Backwards for Six Months
A local man’s six-month fashion mistake raises uncomfortable questions about the true meaning of ‘directional denim.’
Local Man’s Cargo Shorts Officially Declared A Load-Bearing Structure By Structural Engineers
A Colorado man’s decade-old cargo shorts have been officially classified as structurally load-bearing, complicating both his wardrobe and his home insurance.
Local Man’s Cargo Shorts Officially Classified as Historical Artifact by City Museum
A Millbrook man’s decades-old cargo shorts have been inducted into a local history museum as a landmark artifact of early 2000s fashion apathy.
Local Man Discovers His ‘Vintage’ T-Shirt Is Just Old
A local man’s ‘vintage’ concert tee turns out to be nothing more than a shirt he forgot to throw away over a decade ago.