Local Man Achieves Inner Peace After Realizing His Opinions Don’t Need To Be Posted
A local man stuns friends and family by going nearly two weeks without broadcasting a single unsolicited opinion online.
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Local Man Achieves Nirvana After Posting Story No One Viewed
A local man briefly transcends social media anxiety after a sunset story goes unviewed for twelve blissful hours.
Local Woman Achieves Inner Peace After Realizing Nobody Actually Reads Captions
A local woman discovers her heartfelt Instagram captions have been read by literally no one, and finds the news strangely liberating.
Local Woman’s Instagram Story Views Drop by Three, Declares Social Media ‘Dead to Her’
A Portland woman has sworn off social media forever after experiencing a catastrophic three-person drop in her Instagram story viewership.
Local Woman Discovers She Can Experience Emotions Without Immediately Posting About Them
A local woman shocks her social circle by experiencing a full day of emotions without posting any of them online.
Local Woman’s Bathroom Mirror Reportedly Feeling Inadequate After Being Bypassed for 847th Selfie This Week
A bathroom mirror struggles with feelings of inadequacy as its owner chooses smartphone selfies over traditional reflection-based photography for the 847th time this week.
Local Woman Discovers She’s Been Living Entire Life Wrong After Seeing Stranger’s Morning Routine on TikTok
A local woman has completely overhauled her lifestyle after a brief encounter with someone else’s curated morning routine on social media.
Local Woman’s Instagram Story Viewed by Coworker She Hasn’t Spoken to in 3 Years Sparks International Diplomatic Crisis
A workplace reaches diplomatic crisis levels after a coworker views an Instagram story despite years of complete silence.
Local Woman’s Instagram Story About Making Coffee Receives More Engagement Than Most Presidential Addresses
A woman’s simple Instagram story about making morning coffee has attracted more viewers than most major news broadcasts, launching her to unexpected internet stardom.
Local Woman’s Instagram Story Views Drop to 47, Emergency Therapy Session Scheduled
A Portland woman faces an existential crisis after her Instagram story views plummet to a devastating 47, prompting immediate professional intervention.
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