Local Man’s Fantasy Football Team Now Requires Its Own Therapist
A fantasy football league descends into such deep interpersonal chaos that its commissioner is forced to hire a licensed therapist to mediate biweekly sessions.
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Local Man’s Fantasy Football Team So Bad It Retroactively Loses Games From Previous Seasons
Mark Thompson’s fantasy football team is so catastrophically bad that it has begun retroactively losing games from previous seasons, baffling league officials and sports mathematicians alike.
Local Man’s Fantasy Football Team So Bad It Retroactively Makes Past Seasons Worse
A Colorado man’s fantasy football team is performing so poorly that it’s retroactively making his past seasons worse through what scientists are calling a “temporal fantasy failure paradox.”