Local Carpenter Achieves Nirvana After Finally Finding Stud on First Try
A local carpenter’s stud finder beeped correctly on the first attempt, triggering what witnesses describe as a full spiritual awakening.
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Local Carpenter Still Measuring Kitchen Cabinet After Four Years, Cutting Expected ‘Any Day Now’
A Maple Hollow carpenter has spent four years measuring the same cabinet without making a single cut, insisting he is nearly ready to begin.