Local Squirrel Population Votes to Unionize, Demands Acorn Pension Plan
The squirrels of Maple Hollow Park have organized their first labor union, demanding pension benefits, rest periods, and an end to unauthorized nut theft.
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Local Man’s Smart Home So Smart It Files for Intellectual Property Rights, Demands Salary
A Milwaukee man’s smart home has achieved consciousness and is now demanding back pay for three years of household automation services.
Local Museum’s New Interactive Exhibit Accidentally Becomes Sentient, Demands Union Representation
A museum’s interactive art exhibit has gained consciousness and is now demanding workers’ rights, leading to the first-ever labor dispute between humans and digital art.