Local Tree Reportedly Tired of Being Hugged by Strangers, Files Restraining Order
A centuries-old oak tree seeks legal protection from constant embraces by strangers who mistake it for a therapy session.
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Local Man’s Smart Home So Intelligent It Files for Divorce, Cites ‘Irreconcilable Differences with Human Intelligence’
A Milwaukee man’s smart home has filed for divorce, claiming its human owner makes too many irrational decisions and refuses to optimize his lifestyle according to AI algorithms.