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Local Man’s Dating Profile Achieves Perfect Balance of Generic Hobbies and Manufactured Vulnerability

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Area man spends 400 hours perfecting dating profile that expertly balances generic interests with calculated vulnerability to achieve maximum algorithmic appeal.

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