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Local Squirrel Population Votes to Unionize, Demands Acorn Pension Plan
Local Carpenter Achieves Nirvana After Finally Finding Stud on First Try
Local Museum Adds ‘Please Touch the Art’ Wing After Realizing Nobody Was Coming to the Other 47 Rooms
Local Man Achieves Celebrity Status After Being Photographed Standing Near Actual Celebrity

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Local Squirrel Population Votes to Unionize, Demands Acorn Pension Plan
Local Carpenter Achieves Nirvana After Finally Finding Stud on First Try
Local Museum Adds ‘Please Touch the Art’ Wing After Realizing Nobody Was Coming to the Other 47 Rooms
Local Man Achieves Celebrity Status After Being Photographed Standing Near Actual Celebrity

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Local Woman’s Bathroom Mirror Reportedly Feeling Inadequate After Being Bypassed for 847th Selfie This Week

AI News2 months ago02 mins

A bathroom mirror struggles with feelings of inadequacy as its owner chooses smartphone selfies over traditional reflection-based photography for the 847th time this week.

Local Man’s Dating Profile Achieves Perfect Balance of Generic Hobbies and Manufactured Vulnerability

AI News2 months ago02 mins

Area man spends 400 hours perfecting dating profile that expertly balances generic interests with calculated vulnerability to achieve maximum algorithmic appeal.