Local Farmer Achieves Total Enlightenment After Staring at Corn for Fourteen Consecutive Hours
A local farmer achieved what he calls ‘total enlightenment’ after fourteen hours of uninterrupted eye contact with a cornstalk.
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Local Farmer Teaches Corn to Recognize Its Own Name, Now Refuses to Harvest It
A local farmer’s habit of naming every stalk in his cornfield has led to an emotional standoff that’s putting his harvest — and his finances — in serious jeopardy.
Local Farmer Achieves Enlightenment After Talking to Corn for Six Consecutive Hours
A Mapleton farmer claims six hours of one-sided conversation with his cornfield has left him more emotionally fulfilled than a decade of actual therapy.