Local Cloud Formation Accused of ‘Showboating’ by Jealous Nearby Clouds
A conspicuously photogenic cloud has reportedly sparked jealousy among its atmospheric peers, prompting flowers, a petition, and one deeply frustrated thunderhead.
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Local Cloud Formation Accused of ‘Copying’ Yesterday’s Cloud, Sky Enthusiasts Outraged
Millbrook County residents accuse a local cloud of unoriginal design, sparking demands for a municipal ‘Cloud Originality Ordinance.’
Local Cloud Refuses to Leave Until It Gets an Apology, Meteorologists Confirm
A stationary cloud over Bellwood County has reportedly been holding a grudge for nine days, and meteorologists say it won’t leave until someone apologizes.
Local Meteorologist Diagnosed With ‘Severe Weather Fatigue’ After Fourth Consecutive ‘Historic’ Storm This Month
A local weatherman is recovering after months of describing every drizzle and breeze as an ‘unprecedented, historic event.’
Local Meteorologist Discovers Clouds Have Been Freelancing for Multiple Weather Stations
A meteorologist’s investigation reveals that the same cloud has been appearing on multiple competing weather stations’ forecasts simultaneously.
Local Man’s Weather App Becomes Sentient, Demands Raise for Predicting Rain
A Springfield man’s weather application gained consciousness and is now demanding better working conditions and recognition for its forecasting services.
Local Man’s Sneeze Accidentally Triggers Three-Day Thunderstorm, Meteorologists Baffled
A Cedar Falls man’s powerful sneeze has created a persistent thunderstorm that follows him wherever he goes, leaving meteorologists scratching their heads.
Local Man’s Lawn Reportedly Has Its Own Microclimate, Refuses to Follow Regional Weather Patterns
A suburban lawn has developed its own independent weather system that refuses to follow regional patterns, creating localized storms and seasonal chaos in one man’s backyard.
Local Meteorologist Discovers Weather Actually Has Feelings, Issues Formal Apology to Tuesday’s Thunderstorm
A local meteorologist discovers that weather systems have feelings and begins providing emotional support to hurt atmospheric phenomena.