Local Art Museum Accidentally Displays Janitor’s Mop as Avant-Garde Installation, Receives Rave Reviews
A janitor’s forgotten mop became the museum’s most celebrated exhibit before staff realized their mistake.
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Local Man’s Sourdough Starter Declared Independent Nation by United Nations
A man’s sourdough starter has been officially recognized as an independent nation after successfully negotiating its own sovereignty with the United Nations.
Local Museum’s New Interactive Exhibit Allows Visitors to Experience Being Completely Ignored by Art
A new museum exhibit lets visitors experience the existential dread of being a piece of art that everyone walks past without really seeing.
Local Meteorologist Discovers Weather Actually Has Feelings, Issues Formal Apology to Tuesday’s Thunderstorm
A local meteorologist discovers that weather systems have feelings and begins providing emotional support to hurt atmospheric phenomena.
Local Company’s Team-Building Exercise Results in Actual Team of Feral Employees Living in Woods
A corporate retreat gone wrong has left dozens of employees thriving as a primitive business collective in the wilderness for months.
Local Newspaper Runs Out of News After Covering Every Possible Story in Town of 847 People
Small-town newspaper declares it has covered every conceivable story in its community and begins recycling decades-old headlines with updated names.