Local Scientists Discover New Species of Houseplant That Has Been Dead for Eight Months
A team of botanists mistake a long-dead houseplant for a groundbreaking new species, much to its owner’s denial.
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Local Scientist Discovers Fourth Dimension Is Just Where All the Missing Socks Go
A physicist claims to have located the fourth dimension, and it’s exactly where you’d expect your missing socks to be.
Scientists Discover New Element So Boring It Instantly Puts Periodic Table Into Alphabetical Crisis
Researchers unveil a groundbreaking new element so profoundly boring that it has thrown the periodic table into total disarray.
NASA Scientists Discover Universe’s First Intergalactic Lost and Found, Currently Holding 47 Billion Missing Socks
NASA discovers a massive intergalactic lost and found facility that has been collecting the universe’s missing items, including billions of socks, for over 13 billion years.
Local Tourist Discovers Vacation Destination Exists Year-Round, Residents Confirm They Don’t Hibernate During Off-Season
A tourist’s mind-blowing discovery that vacation destinations continue to exist when he’s not there has sent shockwaves through the travel industry.
Local Physicist Discovers Universe Actually Just Really Big Snow Globe on God’s Mantelpiece
Physicist claims groundbreaking research proves our entire universe exists inside a massive snow globe on God’s mantelpiece, complete with cosmic glitter and divine fingerprints.