Local Meteorologist Diagnosed With ‘Severe Weather Fatigue’ After Fourth Consecutive ‘Historic’ Storm This Month
A local weatherman is recovering after months of describing every drizzle and breeze as an ‘unprecedented, historic event.’
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Local Man Achieves Minor Celebrity Status After Correctly Guessing Number of Jellybeans in Jar at County Fair
A Maplethorpe man’s uncannily accurate jellybean guess has turned him into the small town’s newest folk hero.
Local Squirrel Population Declares Independence, Establishes Tiny Sovereign Nation in City Park
Eastern Gray Squirrels have declared independence in Riverside Park, establishing the micro-nation of Nutlandia with strict snack food taxation policies.
Local Man’s Lawn Reportedly Has Its Own Microclimate, Refuses to Follow Regional Weather Patterns
A suburban lawn has developed its own independent weather system that refuses to follow regional patterns, creating localized storms and seasonal chaos in one man’s backyard.