Local Cloud Formation Accused of ‘Showboating’ by Jealous Nearby Clouds
A conspicuously photogenic cloud has reportedly sparked jealousy among its atmospheric peers, prompting flowers, a petition, and one deeply frustrated thunderhead.
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Town Council Debates Whether Pothole Has Achieved Sentience After Third Year of Being Ignored
A small town’s town council spends months debating a legendary pothole that residents have begun treating like a beloved local celebrity.
Local Cloud Formation Accused of ‘Copying’ Yesterday’s Cloud, Sky Enthusiasts Outraged
Millbrook County residents accuse a local cloud of unoriginal design, sparking demands for a municipal ‘Cloud Originality Ordinance.’
Local Cloud Refuses to Leave Until It Gets an Apology, Meteorologists Confirm
A stationary cloud over Bellwood County has reportedly been holding a grudge for nine days, and meteorologists say it won’t leave until someone apologizes.
Town Council Votes Unanimously to Rename Pothole After Beloved Former Mayor
A small town honors its former mayor by naming a decade-old pothole after him, citing his ‘lasting impact’ on the community.
Local Meteorologist Diagnosed With ‘Severe Weather Fatigue’ After Fourth Consecutive ‘Historic’ Storm This Month
A local weatherman is recovering after months of describing every drizzle and breeze as an ‘unprecedented, historic event.’
Local Man Achieves Minor Celebrity Status After Correctly Guessing Number of Jellybeans in Jar at County Fair
A Maplethorpe man’s uncannily accurate jellybean guess has turned him into the small town’s newest folk hero.
Local Squirrel Population Declares Independence, Establishes Tiny Sovereign Nation in City Park
Eastern Gray Squirrels have declared independence in Riverside Park, establishing the micro-nation of Nutlandia with strict snack food taxation policies.
Local Man’s Lawn Reportedly Has Its Own Microclimate, Refuses to Follow Regional Weather Patterns
A suburban lawn has developed its own independent weather system that refuses to follow regional patterns, creating localized storms and seasonal chaos in one man’s backyard.