Local Tree Reportedly Tired of Being Hugged by Strangers, Files Restraining Order
A centuries-old oak tree seeks legal protection from constant embraces by strangers who mistake it for a therapy session.
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Local Squirrel Population Declares Independence, Establishes Tiny Sovereign Nation in City Park
Eastern Gray Squirrels have declared independence in Riverside Park, establishing the micro-nation of Nutlandia with strict snack food taxation policies.