A local elementary school swaps recess for a new program designed to prepare students for a lifetime of minor, soul-crushing inconveniences.
A physicist claims to have located the fourth dimension, and it’s exactly where you’d expect your missing socks to be.
A weekend bookshelf project spirals into an over-engineered structure capable of supporting several adult humans, alarming neighbors and confusing structural engineers.
A man’s late-night emotional breakthrough with a customer service chatbot ends not in romance, but in a detailed privacy policy update.
A local man claims to have achieved full spiritual enlightenment after sampling 47 different brands of mushroom-infused wellness water.
A Texas man’s simple birdhouse project ballooned into a structurally reinforced, permit-requiring marvel of overengineering.
A local farmer achieved what he calls ‘total enlightenment’ after fourteen hours of uninterrupted eye contact with a cornstalk.