Local Farmer Teaches Corn to Recognize Its Own Name, Chaos Ensues at Harvest Time
A local farmer’s experiment in naming his corn crop has resulted in unexpected emotional complications at harvest time.
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Local Man’s Cargo Shorts Officially Declared A Load-Bearing Structure By Structural Engineers
A Colorado man’s decade-old cargo shorts have been officially classified as structurally load-bearing, complicating both his wardrobe and his home insurance.
Local Cloud Formation Accused of ‘Copying’ Yesterday’s Cloud, Sky Enthusiasts Outraged
Millbrook County residents accuse a local cloud of unoriginal design, sparking demands for a municipal ‘Cloud Originality Ordinance.’
Local Cloud Refuses to Leave Until It Gets an Apology, Meteorologists Confirm
A stationary cloud over Bellwood County has reportedly been holding a grudge for nine days, and meteorologists say it won’t leave until someone apologizes.
Local Man’s Kitchen Renovation Project Now in Its Fifth Year, Has Evolved Into Separate Civilization
A homeowner’s simple faucet repair has spawned a thriving civilization that now seeks municipal independence from his kitchen.
Local Man’s Sourdough Starter Declared Sovereign Nation by International Community
A man’s sourdough starter has been granted international recognition as an independent nation following months of diplomatic tensions in his kitchen.
Local Man’s Sourdough Starter Achieves Sentience, Demands Better Living Conditions
A Portland man’s pandemic sourdough starter has gained consciousness and is now making increasingly demanding requests for premium ingredients and better living conditions.
Local Man’s Sourdough Starter Declares Independence, Establishes Microstate in Kitchen Counter
A Portland man’s sourdough starter has declared independence and established its own sovereign nation on his kitchen counter, complete with diplomatic relations with fermented foods.