A Springfield man must now spend 20 minutes comforting his emotionally needy Honda Civic in the passenger seat before it will agree to start each morning.
Milwaukee man discovers his Honda Civic won’t start unless he first compliments its appearance and performance.
Milwaukee man’s Honda Civic has reportedly developed passive-aggressive tendencies, sighing through its exhaust pipe when disappointed with his driving habits.
A Milwaukee man’s Honda Civic has developed separation anxiety and refuses to start when left alone for more than four hours.