Local Meteorologist Discovers Clouds Have Been Freelancing for Multiple Weather Stations
A meteorologist’s investigation reveals that the same cloud has been appearing on multiple competing weather stations’ forecasts simultaneously.
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Local Man’s Fantasy Football Team So Bad It Retroactively Loses Games From Previous Seasons
Mark Thompson’s fantasy football team is so catastrophically bad that it has begun retroactively losing games from previous seasons, baffling league officials and sports mathematicians alike.
Local Gamer Discovers Real Life Has No Save Function After Accidentally Insulting Boss
A dedicated gamer learns the hard way that real-life conversations don’t come with reload options after an unfortunate encounter with his boss.
Local Art Museum Accidentally Displays Janitor’s Mop as Avant-Garde Installation, Receives Rave Reviews
A janitor’s forgotten mop became the museum’s most celebrated exhibit before staff realized their mistake.