Local Man’s Sourdough Starter Declared Sovereign Nation by International Community
A man’s sourdough starter has been granted international recognition as an independent nation following months of diplomatic tensions in his kitchen.
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Local Man’s Sourdough Starter Declared Independent Nation by United Nations
A man’s sourdough starter has been officially recognized as an independent nation after successfully negotiating its own sovereignty with the United Nations.