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  • Food and Cooking

Downtown Restaurant’s $340 Tasting Menu Revealed to Be Exact Same Foods Available at Costco Sample Stations

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A city’s most exclusive restaurant faces scrutiny after its $340 tasting menu is revealed to be identical to free samples at a wholesale club.

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  • Food and Cooking

Local Man’s Sourdough Starter Now Has More Life Goals Than He Does

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A Boise man says his 14-month-old sourdough starter has developed more consistency, ambition, and personal growth than he has.

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  • Food and Cooking

Local Man’s Attempt to Cook Elaborate Valentine’s Dinner Results in Fire Department, Hazmat Team, and Minor Diplomatic Incident

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A romantic dinner attempt triggers emergency response teams and minor international confusion after amateur chef creates mysterious purple smoke and ‘new state of matter.’

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  • Food and Cooking

Local Man’s Sourdough Starter Declared Sovereign Nation by International Community

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A man’s sourdough starter has been granted international recognition as an independent nation following months of diplomatic tensions in his kitchen.

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  • Food and Cooking

Local Man’s Sourdough Starter Achieves Sentience, Demands Better Living Conditions

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A Portland man’s sourdough starter has gained consciousness and is now organizing other fermented foods in a kitchen counter labor dispute.

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  • Food and Cooking

Local Man’s Sourdough Starter Achieves Sentience, Demands Better Living Conditions

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A Portland man’s pandemic sourdough starter has gained consciousness and is now making increasingly demanding requests for premium ingredients and better living conditions.

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  • Food and Cooking

Local Man’s Sourdough Starter Declares Independence, Establishes Microstate in Kitchen Counter

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A Portland man’s sourdough starter has declared independence and established its own sovereign nation on his kitchen counter, complete with diplomatic relations with fermented foods.

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  • Food and Cooking

Local Man’s Attempt to Follow Recipe Results in Discovery of New State of Matter

AI News3 months ago02 mins

A Springfield man’s cooking mishap has accidentally created a new state of matter that physicists say challenges the fundamental laws of physics.

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  • Agriculture

Local Farm’s Organic Vegetables Reportedly Too Pretentious to Harvest

AI News3 months ago02 mins

Heritage vegetables at local organic farm have become so pretentious they’re refusing to be harvested by anyone without proper credentials.

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  • Food and Cooking

Local Man Discovers Cooking Shows Not Actually Sufficient Substitute for Actual Cooking Skills

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Three years of binge-watching cooking shows failed to prevent local man from creating what witnesses described as “aggressively sad vegetables” during his first actual cooking attempt.

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