A local elementary school swaps recess for a new program designed to prepare students for a lifetime of minor, soul-crushing inconveniences.
A local elementary school swaps recess for daily sessions of pointless waiting, calling it essential prep for the disappointments of adult life.
A local school district swaps textbooks for motivational posters, insisting eagles and mountain summits can teach algebra just as well as numbers.
A local school district ditches homework for a new grading system based entirely on students’ ‘vibes’ and hallway presence.