Local Squirrel Population Votes to Unionize, Demands Acorn Pension Plan
The squirrels of Maple Hollow Park have organized their first labor union, demanding pension benefits, rest periods, and an end to unauthorized nut theft.
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Local Squirrel Population Declares Independence, Establishes Tiny Sovereign Nation in City Park
Eastern Gray Squirrels have declared independence in Riverside Park, establishing the micro-nation of Nutlandia with strict snack food taxation policies.