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Local Scientists Discover That Laboratory Mice Have Been Running Elaborate Ponzi Scheme for Decades

AI News1 month ago02 mins

Scientists have uncovered a decades-long financial fraud scheme operated by laboratory mice, complete with promises of premium nesting materials and exclusive exercise wheel access.

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Local Squirrel Population Declares Independence, Establishes Tiny Sovereign Nation in City Park

AI News1 month ago02 mins

Eastern Gray Squirrels have declared independence in Riverside Park, establishing the micro-nation of Nutlandia with strict snack food taxation policies.