Local Squirrel Population Votes to Unionize, Demands Acorn Pension Plan
The squirrels of Maple Hollow Park have organized their first labor union, demanding pension benefits, rest periods, and an end to unauthorized nut theft.
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Local Scientists Discover That Laboratory Mice Have Been Running Elaborate Ponzi Scheme for Decades
Scientists have uncovered a decades-long financial fraud scheme operated by laboratory mice, complete with promises of premium nesting materials and exclusive exercise wheel access.
Local Squirrel Population Declares Independence, Establishes Tiny Sovereign Nation in City Park
Eastern Gray Squirrels have declared independence in Riverside Park, establishing the micro-nation of Nutlandia with strict snack food taxation policies.