A Springfield man must now spend 20 minutes comforting his emotionally needy Honda Civic in the passenger seat before it will agree to start each morning.
Milwaukee man discovers his Honda Civic won’t start unless he first compliments its appearance and performance.
Milwaukee man’s Honda Civic has reportedly developed passive-aggressive tendencies, sighing through its exhaust pipe when disappointed with his driving habits.
A corporate team-building retreat inadvertently creates a new workplace phobia when 87% of employees develop an acute fear of trust falls.
A Milwaukee man’s Honda Civic has developed separation anxiety and refuses to start when left alone for more than four hours.
A local meteorologist discovers that weather systems have feelings and begins providing emotional support to hurt atmospheric phenomena.