Scientists Discover Human Attention Span Now Shorter Than Time It Takes To Read Headline
A new study finds the human attention span has shrunk so dramatically that researchers couldn’t finish the experiment without participants wandering off.
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Local Carpenter Still Measuring Kitchen Cabinet After Four Years, Cutting Expected ‘Any Day Now’
A Maple Hollow carpenter has spent four years measuring the same cabinet without making a single cut, insisting he is nearly ready to begin.
Local Man Achieves Minor Celebrity Status After Correctly Guessing Number of Jellybeans in Jar at County Fair
A Maplethorpe man’s uncannily accurate jellybean guess has turned him into the small town’s newest folk hero.
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