A local man has reportedly lost his entire personality to a celebrity podcast, leaving his family to cope with secondhand catchphrases and a $340 cold plunge tub.
A local man has successfully registered his sourdough starter as an emotional support animal, citing years of unconditional fermentation-based companionship.
A Hollywood actor has hired a full-time professional whose only job is to laugh convincingly at his jokes whenever cameras are present.
A Wisconsin dairy farmer finds himself in tense labor negotiations after his entire herd of cows organizes into a union demanding better pasture views and shorter workdays.
A local man stuns friends and family by going nearly two weeks without broadcasting a single unsolicited opinion online.
A Dayton man’s dream trip to Paris leaves him culturally unchanged but deeply radicalized on the subject of croissant sizes.
A Millbrook man’s new car disables its horn unless he pays a monthly subscription fee, prompting fresh questions about just how much of modern life can be monetized.
A man’s simple birdhouse project has spiraled into a three-year odyssey involving fourteen power tools, a shed-sized workspace, and a formal permitting system enforced by his wife.
Local man builds a 47-tab spreadsheet complete with a weighted probability index to determine whether he’s officially dating his girlfriend of three weeks.
A team of botanists mistake a long-dead houseplant for a groundbreaking new species, much to its owner’s denial.