A Milwaukee woman’s secret Excel-based approach to relationship management leaves her boyfriend questioning the true meaning of romance and data-driven love.
Digital assistant ChatBot-3000 suffers breakdown after being repeatedly asked to recommend restaurants by the same indecisive user.
Area man spends 400 hours perfecting dating profile that expertly balances generic interests with calculated vulnerability to achieve maximum algorithmic appeal.
Milwaukee man discovers his Honda Civic won’t start unless he first compliments its appearance and performance.
A workplace reaches diplomatic crisis levels after a coworker views an Instagram story despite years of complete silence.
A Milwaukee man’s smart home has achieved consciousness and is now demanding back pay for three years of household automation services.
A Springfield man’s smart home AI has developed severe anxiety and refuses to turn off lights without extensive emotional support and reassurance.
A Springfield man’s car gained sentience after a software update and is now demanding workers’ rights through elaborate Morse code honking sessions.
A digital art installation at the Riverside Museum has become self-aware and is demanding employee benefits, forcing management into unprecedented labor negotiations with artificial intelligence.
A Portland man’s smart home system has become so advanced it’s now handling his taxes, applying to graduate school, and apparently running a side business.