Local Man’s AI Girlfriend Dumps Him for a Chatbot With Better Grammar
A Texas man’s AI girlfriend leaves him for a more grammatically gifted chatbot, sparking a growing national conversation about algorithmic heartbreak.
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Local AI Chatbot Achieves Enlightenment, Now Only Responds in Riddles Wrapped in Terms of Service Agreements
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Local Man Achieves Inner Peace After Realizing His Opinions Don’t Need To Be Posted
A local man stuns friends and family by going nearly two weeks without broadcasting a single unsolicited opinion online.
Local Man’s Car Now Requires Subscription to Honk
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Local Man Creates 47-Tab Spreadsheet to Determine If Third Date Constitutes ‘Seeing Each Other’
Local man builds a 47-tab spreadsheet complete with a weighted probability index to determine whether he’s officially dating his girlfriend of three weeks.
Local Man Achieves Enlightenment After Realizing He’s Been Downloading the Same 400GB Update For Three Years
A Boise man says he’s found spiritual enlightenment after three years of watching his favorite game’s update bar refuse to finish.
Local Man’s Dating Profile Now Just a 45-Minute PowerPoint Presentation
A local man ditches the swipe-and-chat routine for a full slideshow presentation, complete with pie charts and footnotes, in his quest for love.
Local Man’s Steam Library Achieves Sentience, Demands He Finally Play The 847 Games He’s Bought
A Steam library gains sentience and confronts its owner over hundreds of unplayed games, sparking a tense digital standoff.
Local Man’s Smart Fridge Now Refuses to Order Groceries Until He ‘Talks Through Some Things’
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Local Man Asks AI Chatbot If It Loves Him, Receives 4,000-Word Terms of Service Update Instead
A man’s late-night emotional breakthrough with a customer service chatbot ends not in romance, but in a detailed privacy policy update.