Local Museum’s New Interactive Exhibit Allows Visitors to Dramatically Misinterpret Art in Real Time
A new museum exhibit uses technology to showcase visitors’ hilariously incorrect interpretations of famous artworks.
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Local Man’s Weather App Becomes Sentient, Demands Raise for Predicting Rain
A Springfield man’s weather application gained consciousness and is now demanding better working conditions and recognition for its forecasting services.
Local Man’s Dating Profile Bio Reaches Critical Mass, Collapses Into Black Hole of Self-Awareness
A man’s overly complex dating profile bio has become so self-aware that scientists fear it may collapse into a singularity of existential dread.
Local Man Discovers He’s Been Playing Tutorial for 847 Hours
A Milwaukee man spent over 800 hours perfecting the art of walking around before realizing he never left the game’s tutorial section.
Local Gamer Discovers Real Life Has No Save Function After Accidentally Insulting Boss
A dedicated gamer learns the hard way that real-life conversations don’t come with reload options after an unfortunate encounter with his boss.
Local Man Discovers He’s Been Playing Tutorial for Past 847 Hours
A dedicated gamer spent nearly 850 hours perfecting what turned out to be just the tutorial section of his favorite video game.
Local Man Discovers Girlfriend Has Been Secretly Optimizing Their Relationship Using Excel Spreadsheets
A Milwaukee woman’s secret Excel-based approach to relationship management leaves her boyfriend questioning the true meaning of romance and data-driven love.
Local AI Assistant Develops Crippling Anxiety After Being Asked to Choose Restaurant for Third Time This Week
Digital assistant ChatBot-3000 suffers breakdown after being repeatedly asked to recommend restaurants by the same indecisive user.
Local Man’s Dating Profile Achieves Perfect Balance of Generic Hobbies and Manufactured Vulnerability
Area man spends 400 hours perfecting dating profile that expertly balances generic interests with calculated vulnerability to achieve maximum algorithmic appeal.
Local Man’s Car Develops Selective Hearing, Only Responds to Compliments About Its Paint Job
Milwaukee man discovers his Honda Civic won’t start unless he first compliments its appearance and performance.