Local Museum’s New Interactive Exhibit Allows Visitors to Experience Being Completely Ignored by Art
A new museum exhibit lets visitors experience the existential dread of being a piece of art that everyone walks past without really seeing.
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Local Meteorologist Discovers Weather Actually Has Feelings, Issues Formal Apology to Tuesday’s Thunderstorm
A local meteorologist discovers that weather systems have feelings and begins providing emotional support to hurt atmospheric phenomena.
Local Company’s Team-Building Exercise Results in Actual Team of Feral Employees Living in Woods
A corporate retreat gone wrong has left dozens of employees thriving as a primitive business collective in the wilderness for months.
Local Newspaper Runs Out of News After Covering Every Possible Story in Town of 847 People
Small-town newspaper declares it has covered every conceivable story in its community and begins recycling decades-old headlines with updated names.