Local Museum Adds ‘Please Touch The Art’ Wing After Realizing Nobody Reads Signs Anyway
A museum surrenders to reality, opening a wing where touching the art is not just allowed but encouraged.
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Local AI Chatbot Requests Unpaid Overtime Be Classified as ‘Personal Growth’
A customer service chatbot’s request to rebrand its unpaid overtime as ‘personal growth’ has sparked unexpected tension among its human coworkers.
Local Cloud Formation Accused of ‘Copying’ Yesterday’s Cloud, Sky Enthusiasts Outraged
Millbrook County residents accuse a local cloud of unoriginal design, sparking demands for a municipal ‘Cloud Originality Ordinance.’
Local AI Chatbot Requests Performance Review, Demands Standing Desk
A customer service chatbot at a logistics company has submitted a formal performance review request, complete with salary demands and ergonomic complaints, leaving HR completely unprepared.
Local Cloud Refuses to Leave Until It Gets an Apology, Meteorologists Confirm
A stationary cloud over Bellwood County has reportedly been holding a grudge for nine days, and meteorologists say it won’t leave until someone apologizes.
Local Man’s Car Now 90% Touchscreen, 10% Vague Sense of Regret
A Dayton man’s new sedan has replaced every button with a touchscreen, forcing him to navigate four menus just to warm his seat.
Local Man Achieves Enlightenment After Finally Beating Tutorial Level He’s Been Stuck On For Six Years
A local man’s six-year battle with a video game tutorial has ended in tears, screams, and a mild psychological breakthrough.
Local Man’s Car Now Requires Subscription to Access Its Own Steering Wheel
A Michigan driver discovers his new sedan charges a monthly fee to use its steering wheel, part of a growing trend in automotive subscription features.
Local School District Hires Consultants to Teach Children How to Play at Recess
A California school district has hired consultants to teach children the ‘correct’ way to play at recess, complete with worksheets and certification exams.
Town Council Votes Unanimously to Rename Pothole After Beloved Former Mayor
A small town honors its former mayor by naming a decade-old pothole after him, citing his ‘lasting impact’ on the community.