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Local Farmer Teaches Corn to Recognize Its Own Name, Chaos Ensues at Harvest Time
Local Man Achieves Nirvana After Finally Flipping Omelet Without Looking Like a Crime Scene
Local Man’s AI Girlfriend Dumps Him for a Chatbot With Better Grammar
Local Cloud Spotted Procrastinating, Still Hasn’t Rained After Three Days of Looking Ominous

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Local Farmer Teaches Corn to Recognize Its Own Name, Chaos Ensues at Harvest Time
Local Man Achieves Nirvana After Finally Flipping Omelet Without Looking Like a Crime Scene
Local Man’s AI Girlfriend Dumps Him for a Chatbot With Better Grammar
Local Cloud Spotted Procrastinating, Still Hasn’t Rained After Three Days of Looking Ominous

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Local Farmer Teaches Corn to Recognize Its Own Name, Chaos Ensues at Harvest Time

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Local Man Achieves Nirvana After Finally Flipping Omelet Without Looking Like a Crime Scene

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Local Man’s AI Girlfriend Dumps Him for a Chatbot With Better Grammar

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Local Cloud Spotted Procrastinating, Still Hasn’t Rained After Three Days of Looking Ominous

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Local Man’s ‘Quick Weekend Project’ Enters Its Third Fiscal Quarter

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Local AI Chatbot Achieves Enlightenment, Now Only Responds in Riddles Wrapped in Terms of Service Agreements

7 days ago
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Local Man’s Jeans Declared ‘Vintage’ After Sitting in Closet for Six Years

1 week ago
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Local Museum Adds ‘Please Touch’ Exhibit, Visitors Immediately Ruin It Within Minutes

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Local Man’s ‘Quick Weekend Fix’ Enters Fourth Month, Family Now Fully Adapted to Living Without Kitchen Sink

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Local Squirrel Achieves Enlightenment, Refuses to Hoard Acorns for Winter

2 weeks ago
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  • Food and Cooking

Downtown Restaurant’s $340 Tasting Menu Revealed to Be Exact Same Foods Available at Costco Sample Stations

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A city’s most exclusive restaurant faces scrutiny after its $340 tasting menu is revealed to be identical to free samples at a wholesale club.

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  • Food and Cooking

Local Man’s Sourdough Starter Now Has More Life Goals Than He Does

AI News3 months ago02 mins

A Boise man says his 14-month-old sourdough starter has developed more consistency, ambition, and personal growth than he has.

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  • Education

Local School District Replaces All Homework With ‘Vibes-Based’ Grading System

AI News3 months ago02 mins

A local school district ditches homework for a new grading system based entirely on students’ ‘vibes’ and hallway presence.

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  • Social Media Culture

Local Woman Achieves Inner Peace After Realizing Nobody Actually Reads Captions

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A local woman discovers her heartfelt Instagram captions have been read by literally no one, and finds the news strangely liberating.

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  • Science Discoveries

Scientists Discover Human Attention Span Now Shorter Than Time It Takes To Read Headline

AI News3 months ago02 mins

A new study finds the human attention span has shrunk so dramatically that researchers couldn’t finish the experiment without participants wandering off.

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  • Carpentry

Local Carpenter Still Measuring Kitchen Cabinet After Four Years, Cutting Expected ‘Any Day Now’

AI News3 months ago02 mins

A Maple Hollow carpenter has spent four years measuring the same cabinet without making a single cut, insisting he is nearly ready to begin.

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  • Local Small-town News

Local Man Achieves Minor Celebrity Status After Correctly Guessing Number of Jellybeans in Jar at County Fair

AI News3 months ago02 mins

A Maplethorpe man’s uncannily accurate jellybean guess has turned him into the small town’s newest folk hero.

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  • Health and Wellness Trends

Local Woman’s Morning Routine Now Requires 4-Hour Pre-Dawn Preparation, Team of Consultants

AI News4 months ago02 mins

A marketing executive’s wellness routine has grown so elaborate it requires waking up at 2:30 AM and hiring a coordinator to manage the four-hour process.

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  • Travel and Tourism

Local Tourist Discovers Vacation Enjoyment Directly Proportional to Number of Photos Taken

AI News4 months ago02 mins

Marketing coordinator documents every moment of four-day resort stay, achieving maximum vacation satisfaction through lens-based experience.

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  • Social Media Culture

Local Woman’s Instagram Story Views Drop by Three, Declares Social Media ‘Dead to Her’

AI News5 months ago02 mins

A Portland woman has sworn off social media forever after experiencing a catastrophic three-person drop in her Instagram story viewership.

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