Local Museum’s New Interactive Exhibit Allows Visitors to Dramatically Misinterpret Art in Real Time
A new museum exhibit uses technology to showcase visitors’ hilariously incorrect interpretations of famous artworks.
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Local Man’s Car Develops Severe Separation Anxiety, Refuses To Start Unless Owner Sits In Passenger Seat For 20 Minutes First
A Springfield man must now spend 20 minutes comforting his emotionally needy Honda Civic in the passenger seat before it will agree to start each morning.
Local Man’s Weather App Becomes Sentient, Demands Raise for Predicting Rain
A Springfield man’s weather application gained consciousness and is now demanding better working conditions and recognition for its forecasting services.
Local Man’s Dating Profile Bio Reaches Critical Mass, Collapses Into Black Hole of Self-Awareness
A man’s overly complex dating profile bio has become so self-aware that scientists fear it may collapse into a singularity of existential dread.
Local Man Discovers He’s Been Playing Tutorial for 847 Hours
A Milwaukee man spent over 800 hours perfecting the art of walking around before realizing he never left the game’s tutorial section.
Local Man Discovers Trees Have Been Growing Without Permits for Decades
An amateur building inspector’s discovery that local trees lack proper construction permits has sparked a county-wide investigation into decades of unauthorized botanical development.
Local Man’s Fantasy Football Team So Bad It Retroactively Loses Games From Previous Seasons
Mark Thompson’s fantasy football team is so catastrophically bad that it has begun retroactively losing games from previous seasons, baffling league officials and sports mathematicians alike.
Local Woman Discovers She’s Been Living Entire Life Wrong After Seeing Stranger’s Morning Routine on TikTok
A local woman has completely overhauled her lifestyle after a brief encounter with someone else’s curated morning routine on social media.
Local Gamer Discovers Real Life Has No Save Function After Accidentally Insulting Boss
A dedicated gamer learns the hard way that real-life conversations don’t come with reload options after an unfortunate encounter with his boss.
Local Man Discovers He’s Been Playing Tutorial for Past 847 Hours
A dedicated gamer spent nearly 850 hours perfecting what turned out to be just the tutorial section of his favorite video game.