Local Museum’s New Interactive Exhibit Allows Visitors to Actually Touch Art, Immediately Regrets Decision
A museum’s revolutionary hands-on art experience goes hilariously wrong when visitors take “interactive” a bit too literally.
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Local Man’s Kitchen Renovation Project Now in Its Fifth Year, Has Evolved Into Separate Civilization
A homeowner’s simple faucet repair has spawned a thriving civilization that now seeks municipal independence from his kitchen.
Local Tourist Discovers Vacation More Enjoyable When Not Documenting Every Second for Social Media
A tourist accidentally discovered the joy of experiencing a vacation without constantly photographing it for social media.
Local Meteorologist Discovers Clouds Have Been Freelancing for Multiple Weather Stations
A meteorologist’s investigation reveals that the same cloud has been appearing on multiple competing weather stations’ forecasts simultaneously.
Local Woman’s Morning Routine Now Requires NASA-Level Coordination, 47 Supplements
Local woman transforms simple morning coffee into complex 3-hour biochemical operation requiring 47 supplements and military-level precision.
NASA Scientists Discover Universe’s First Intergalactic Lost and Found, Currently Holding 47 Billion Missing Socks
NASA discovers a massive intergalactic lost and found facility that has been collecting the universe’s missing items, including billions of socks, for over 13 billion years.
Local Woman’s Morning Routine Now Takes 4 Hours After Discovering 47th Wellness Trend
A Denver woman’s quest for optimal health has resulted in a morning routine that now consumes nearly a quarter of her day.
Local Woman’s Bathroom Mirror Reportedly Feeling Inadequate After Being Bypassed for 847th Selfie This Week
A bathroom mirror struggles with feelings of inadequacy as its owner chooses smartphone selfies over traditional reflection-based photography for the 847th time this week.
Local Tourist Discovers Vacation Destination Exists Year-Round, Residents Confirm They Don’t Hibernate During Off-Season
A tourist’s mind-blowing discovery that vacation destinations continue to exist when he’s not there has sent shockwaves through the travel industry.
Local Museum’s New Interactive Exhibit Allows Visitors to Dramatically Misinterpret Art in Real Time
A new museum exhibit uses technology to showcase visitors’ hilariously incorrect interpretations of famous artworks.